AlyssaNerdGirl

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    why do elephants pain their toenails red?
    so they can hide in cherry trees.

    Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

    I guess it works.

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    why did the bicycle fall over?

    it was two tired!!!

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    Hey guys! I know I haven’t been on very much as of late but I would like to bring back weekly challenges! This week, I am challenging everyone to come up with or post your favorite joke or riddle. Lets see if we can get anyone to laugh out loud. @unicornsrfly, you’re up! Also, @gwopper16 @daisyflower4 @cottlesauce @faith @debokat000 give it a shot!

    Since I just got back from seaside Oregon, I have got two ocean based jokes.

    Q) Why do seagulls live by the sea?
    A)Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels!

    Q)Why is the ocean so salty?
    A)Because the land never waves back!

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    I have never thought of a lightsaber as a peace keeping weapon no. Maybe thats cause my brother and I have been dueling with them since before I had even seen Star Wars. I absolutely think that the music is super awesome for fight scenes. You know whats going to happen even before it happens.

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    The struggle is in finding simalarities to the actual star wars universe, not our world. Ryan (You Tuber) makes a ton of hilarious points about how insane and unreasonable standards we use today are or can be. I love it so much. I would have found a way to put in some memes outside the water bottle flip in though.

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    My favorite starwars movies are the second in the storyline, Attack of the Clones, and the third, Revenge of the Sith. I really like older Anakin and his backstory and his adventures.I think his character development is tragic and dramatic and I love it so much.

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    I haven’t been on forever I know! But I just read this awesome book called “Stranger Than Fanfiction” by Chris Colfer and I absolutely loved it!!! If you have not read it I highly recommend it. I won’t give away any spoilers but, well just read it and find out.

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    Thomas O'Malley Cat, Reindeer Are Better Than People, Mother Knows Best, A Girl Worth Fighting For, Friends on the Other Side, Dig a Little Deeper, Do You Want To Build a Snowman, Prince Ali (I actually got a nickname based on this song), I Won't Say (I'm in Love), I'll Make a Man Out of You, Reflection, Let It Go. I don't think "Wish Upon a Star" should be first place.

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    When Victoria was a little girl, she was taken from her family because her mother was being punished for stealing. Her father left after her little sister was born. When she was taken, the royal scientists experimented on her by grafting her with dragon DNA. her shoulder bones extended into wings during her development and her skin thickened like leather in some areas and she became fireproof. She swore revenge upon the greedy prince that ordered the experiment and all the scientists that hurt her. The princes son, Jameson, swore to kill her and tried to burn her at the stake. She appeared to consume the fire while trying to escape and earned the villain name Pyro. She escaped and the prince went on a great quest in attempts to kill her once and for all. Pyro destroyed an entire army along with the prince. Due to her Dragon-ness, she could hold and manipulate fire and make it do her bidding. To this day, there is a million gold piece bounty to anyone who can carve out her heart, and bring it to the king.

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    Explore the villains of iconic Disney movies.
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    Fascination with memes. As for why, I just don't understand why so many people are so obsessed with memes. Memes are almost a language by this point. In reality, between emoji's and memes, people can probably communicate without using words in between. I just find it fascinating how people can waste their time for hours looking at memes.

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    I don't spend much time on the internet. I don't look at internet cats or know about them. Sooooo I don't have a favorite.

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    well, thats 8 mins of my life I'll never get back. Eagles in America maybe? they seem pretty important to us crazy americans.

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    White. Thats kinda the biggest stereotype. I think it would be really to have a story with equal parts as far as racial representation and sexuality. A gay white guy is in love with a pansexual half-Mexican, half-black guy who disgust a homophobic french guy. They all know the same asexual British girl that grew up in central London but moved to Germany in her late teens. Something among those lines.

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    A good villain needs three things; a goal, a love interest, and a friend. If you give a villain all three of these things, they become just as relatable as the hero, making it almost impossible not to empathize with them.

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    My wifi is super on the fritz! It takes forever to log an hour or make an update! ahhhhhhhhrrrrrggggg

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    @eli-boyer15 How many books have you read this summer?

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    I just went to the dentist. It puts a whole new meaning to “I can’t feel my face when I’m with you”. Today’s poem is as follows;

    Never far behind, but never out in front,
    Speaking metaphorically but always being blunt.

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